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ARE YA READY, KIDS?Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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I CAN'T HEARYOU.

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Kids: [SHOUTING]
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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♪ OHH... ♪

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ READY? ♪

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All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS ♪

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[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]

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[WHISTLING]

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[WAVES CRASHING...
SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

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[♪...]

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[SLURPING]

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MM, THIS IS HOW TO LIVE,
ISN'T IT, MY FRIEND?

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YOU SAID IT, BUDDY.
[LOUDBUZZING]

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[SCREAMING]

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[ENGINE REVS]

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[SCREAMS]

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[ENGINE REVS]

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[ENGINE REVS]

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[CHEERING]

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HE'S AMAZING.

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I'LL SAY.

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[BASKETBALL BUZZER SOUNDS]

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[BEEPING]

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WHOA.
WHOA.

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[TIRES SQUEAL]

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[CHEERING AND WHOOPING]

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WHOO-HOO-HOO!
WHOO!

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WHO IS THAT GUY?

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THAT'S LARRY THE LOBSTER.

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HE'S LIKE LIVIN' LARGE.

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WHAT'S YOUR SECRET, LARRY?

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WELL, YOU GOTTA
TAKE RISKS.

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LIVE ON THE EDGE.

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[ENGINE REVS]

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All: OOH...

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AND YOU CAN'T, UH...

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AND YOU CAN'T...

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[WHIMPERING...]

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[WHIMPERING]

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AND YOU CAN'T LIVE
LIKE THESE TWO.

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JUST LOOK AT 'EM.

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SPINELESS...

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WEAK.

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AFRAID OF THEIR OWN SHADOWS.

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[SCREAMING]

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[PANICKED GASPS]

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PATHETIC.

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LARRY, HOW CAN
THEY REDEEM THEIR
WORTHLESS LIVES?

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I'LL TELL YOU HOW?

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BY LIVING EACH DAY
AS IF IT WERE THEIR LAST.

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HOW DO WE DO THAT?

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BY LIVING
LIKE ME, LARRY.

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BUT WHAT'S THAT HAVE...

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UH-BUH-BUH-BUH.

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BY LIVIN'...
LIKE LARRY.

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LIVIN' LIKE
LARRY.
LIVIN' LIKE LARRY.

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LIVIN' LIKE LARRY.

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LIVIN' LIKE LARRY.

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LIVIN' LIKE...
♪ LARRY ♪

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[PATRICK EXHALES]

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[EXHALES]

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THIS IS BOGUS.

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WHAT'S THAT, PAT?

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SPONGEBOB, THESE ARE
THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES

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AND YOU WANNA WASTE
THEM BLOWING BUBBLES?

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WE SHOULD BE
LIVING IN THE MOMENT.

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WE OUGHT TO BE
LIVING LIKE LAR...

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[HORSE NEIGHS]

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THIS IS IT, SPONGEBOB.

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THIS IS WHERE WE REDEEM
OUR MISERABLE LIVES.

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IT'S TIME TO START...

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[WIND RUSHES]

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LIVIN' LIKE LARRY!

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WAH-HOO!

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[WHINNIES]
WHOA.

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[PATRICK WHOOPING]

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AH-AH-WHOO!

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WHA-HA, YEE-HAH, HEE-HEE!

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[WHOOPING]

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WHA-HOO!

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HEY, SPONGEBOB?

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SPONGEBOB?

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[MUSIC PLAYS...
MECHANICAL HORSE WHINNIES]

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I'M LIVING LIKE LARRY.

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WHOO-HOO.[WHINNIES]

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WHERE WERE YOU, SPONGEBOB?

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IT WAS AWESOME.

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HEY, PATRICK,
WHERE YOU GOING?

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TO LIVE, MY FRIEND.

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WE... ARE GOING TO LIVE.

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[GULPS]

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THIS IS GONNA BE
THE MOST FUN YET.

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[BELL CLANGS]

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I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS, PATRICK.

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YOU MUST DEFEAT
YOUR REASON

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BEFORE YOU CAN START...

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[WIND RUSHES]

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...LIVIN' LIKE LARRY.

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WHOO-HOO!

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SPONGEBOB!

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...THIS IS IT!

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[PANTING]

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[SCREAMS]

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[PATRICK SCREAMS]

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...OWW!

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AHH!

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[SCREAMS]

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[BELL CLANGS]

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[SCREAMING... CRASHING]

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[PATRICK WHIMPERS]

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SpongeBob: ♪ DEE, DEE-DEE,
DOO, DEE-DEE-DEE ♪

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♪ LIVIN' LIKE LARRY ♪

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♪ DOO-DOO, DOO-DEE-DEE,
LIVIN' LIKE LARRY ♪

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♪ LIVIN' LIKE LARRY ♪

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[MUFFLED SPEAKING]

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COME ON, SPONGEBOB,
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

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LET'S GO.

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BUT PATRICK,
WHERE ARE WE GOING?

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Patrick: JUST YOU WAIT.

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IT'S THE ULTIMATE.

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[PATRICK PANTING]

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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AND WAIT'LL YOU
SEE THE BEST PART.

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Patrick: HEY, YOU GUYS!

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[GROWLING]

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I DON'T KNOW, PATRICK,
THIS LOOKS REALLY DANGEROUS...

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HERE'S TO LIVIN' LIKE LARRY.

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WELL, WAIT
A MINUTE, PATRICK.

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I THINK YOU'RE
MISSING THE POINT.

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LIVIN' LIKE LARRY DOESN'T MEAN
THROWING CAUTION TO THE WIND

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AND RISKING EVERYTHING
ON A STUNT THAT WILL
COST YOU YOUR LIFE.

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UH... DON'T YOU
MEAN COST US

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OURLIVES, SPONGEBOB?

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NO, PATRICK,
I MEAN YOUR LIFE.

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I'M NOT GOING.

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OH, I SEE.

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AND THAT'S YOUR FINAL
WORD ON THE SUBJECT?

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UM-HM.

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I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.

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WHOO-HOO!

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OH-HO-HO!

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[PATRICK SCREAMS]

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[ANIMALS GROWLING...
PATRICK SCREAMS]

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[ANIMALS GROWLING/CHOMPING...]

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[LOUD BELCH]

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I WONDER HOW PATRICK'S
DOING WITH HIS LIVIN'
LIKE LARRY THING?

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Patrick: SPONGEBOB?

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[PANTING]

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SPONGEBOB!

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[PANTING]

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[TIRES SQUEAL]

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[SQUEALS]

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YOU WERE RIGHT, SPONGEBOB.

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I WENT TO FAR.

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[CRYING]: I WENT TOO FAR!

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OH, IT'S OK, BUDDY.

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I THINK YOU'VE LEARNED
YOUR LESSON, HM?

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[WEAKLY]: UH-HUH.

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Gang Member: DON'T MAKE
US COME IN THERE, KID.

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NOW YOU JUST LET ME HANDLE
THOSE GUYS OUT THERE.

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[LOUD RABBLE YELLING]

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GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN.

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[GRUMBLES]

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SpongeBob: I KNOW THAT
YOU MIGHT BE ANGRY

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WITH MY FRIEND
FOR HIS SHENANIGANS

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BUT YOU ARE NOT
THE ONLY VICTIM.

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HIS RECKLESS THRILL
CHASING HAS LEFT HIM

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A HOLLOW SHELL
OF HIS FORMER SELF.

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JUST LOOK.

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[WIND HOWLING]

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SO LET ME ASSURE YOU...

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HIS DAYS OF LIVING
IN THE MOMENT ARE OVER.

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...CAN YOU NOT FORGIVE HIM
FOR WHATEVER HE DID?

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SURE, PAL... SURE.

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BY THE WAY, WHAT DIDHE DO
THAT MADE Y'ALL SO CRANKY?

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[GLASS SHATTERS]

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HE KNOCKED OVER OUR MOTORCYCLES.

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[WHIMPERS] BAH.

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[HUFFING AND PUFFING]

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[PANTING]

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SO SCARED... ADRENALINE PUMPING.

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SPINE TINGLING.

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ENDORPHINS RUSHING.

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I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!

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OH, YEAH, BABY, YEAH!

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THIS IS WHAT PATRICK
WAS TALKING ABOUT.

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THIS IS REALLY
LIVING IN THE MOMENT.

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WHOO-YEAH!

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THIS IS LIFE!

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WHOO, WHOO!

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OH, YES, WHOO!

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NOW I AM REALLY

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LIVIN' LIKE LARRY.

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WHOA!

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Patrick: ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS, SPONGEBOB?

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SpongeBob: OH, COME ON,
PATRICK, WHAT HAPPENED
TO BEING IN THE MOMENT?

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I DON'T KNOW, SPONGEBOB.

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THIS LOOKS PRETTY DANGEROUS.

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YEAH, YEAH,
YOU SAID IT, BUDDY.

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NOW WE'RE REALLY
LIVIN' LIKE LARRY.

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[♪...]

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WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT?

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...NOW THERE'S TWO GUYS
WHO KNOW HOW TO LIVE.

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PREPARE FOR
COUNTDOWN.

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I'M PROUD OF THEM.

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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WITH THAT ANGLE OF TRAJECTORY

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THEY'LL LAND RIGHT IN...
RIPPER'S REEF.

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THEY'LL BE RIPPED TO SHREDS.

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WAIT, DON'T DO IT, STOP!

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SpongeBob:
THREE, TWO, ONE.

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LIFTOFF.

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DRAT.

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WHOO!

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WHOO-HOO!

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...WHOO-WHOO-WHOO.

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OOH?

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WHOA...

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[GRUNTING]

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WHOA...

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LOOK, GUYS, MY ADVICE WASN'T
MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY.

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I MEANT TO LIVE
LIFE TO THE FULLEST

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NOT TO MAIM YOURSELVES.

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LOOK!

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UH-OH.

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[SCREAMING]

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[SCREAMING]

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[CRASH]

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OHH...
OHH...

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[BOTH GROANING LOUDLY]

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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TWO
LAZYBONES DOING LYING AROUND?

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THERE'S A REALLY
COOL RAMP DOWN THE HALL.

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I GOT ROOM FOR TWO MORE.

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WHAT WOULD LARRY DO?

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[MONITOR BEEPS]

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WHAT WOULD LARRY DO?

249
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:39,068
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT
LARRY WOULD DO, COME HERE.

250
00:11:39,137 --> 00:11:40,620
...COME HERE,I SAID.

251
00:11:40,689 --> 00:11:42,413
[WHEELS SQUEAKING]

252
00:11:42,482 --> 00:11:43,241
Larry: HEY!

253
00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:48,689
[♪...]

254
00:12:02,137 --> 00:12:04,689
[SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK LAUGHING]

255
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,586
WHOO, YEAH.

256
00:12:06,655 --> 00:12:08,172
SpongeBob: ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA... ♪[PATRICK LAUGHS]

257
00:12:11,862 --> 00:12:13,586
I THOUGHT YOU LEFT
YOUR SWIMSUIT AT HOME?

258
00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:16,689
NO, I JUST DIDN'T WANT
TO GET IT ALL WRINKLED UP.

259
00:12:16,758 --> 00:12:18,482
LAST ONE IN IS A ROTTEN EGG.

260
00:12:18,551 --> 00:12:20,172
[PATRICK GIGGLING]

261
00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:22,034
ROTTEN EGGS?

262
00:12:22,103 --> 00:12:23,068
[LAUGHING]: BAH...

263
00:12:23,137 --> 00:12:23,689
[LAUGHING AND SPLASHING]

264
00:12:33,344 --> 00:12:35,862
HONEY?
HUH?

265
00:12:35,931 --> 00:12:38,793
YOU'RE NOT USING
THAT "TAN ACCELERATOR"
AGAIN, ARE YOU ?

266
00:12:38,862 --> 00:12:41,724
OH, DON'T PRETEND
YOU DON'T LOVE IT.

267
00:12:44,275 --> 00:12:45,517
[SIGHS]

268
00:12:45,586 --> 00:12:48,034
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]

269
00:12:48,103 --> 00:12:49,310
Man:
GOOD WORK, MAN.

270
00:12:49,379 --> 00:12:50,620
[GASPS]

271
00:12:50,689 --> 00:12:51,724
...I SEE YOU'VE
READ MY BOOK?

272
00:12:51,793 --> 00:12:53,620
CRAIG MAMMALTON?

273
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,689
THE TANNEST MAN ON TV?

274
00:12:57,724 --> 00:12:59,206
[CHUCKLES] NONE OTHER.

275
00:12:59,275 --> 00:13:02,034
[EXCITED CHATTER]

276
00:13:02,103 --> 00:13:05,000
OH, LOOK AT THOSE
GORGEOUS WRINKLES.

277
00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:06,862
WHAT... THESE?

278
00:13:06,931 --> 00:13:09,103
[CHEERING AND WHISTLING]

279
00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:11,103
OH, AND HIS SKIN.

280
00:13:11,172 --> 00:13:14,172
IT'S SO LEATHERY.

281
00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:16,551
WELL, I DON'T MEAN
TO BRAG, BUT, UH...

282
00:13:18,413 --> 00:13:20,689
[CHEERING]

283
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:23,068
WHO'S CRAIG MAMMALTON?

284
00:13:23,137 --> 00:13:25,482
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHO CRAIG MAMMALTON IS?

285
00:13:25,551 --> 00:13:28,000
HE'S LIKE SOTAN.

286
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:31,241
...LEGEND HAS IT THAT
HIS TAN IS SO DEEP

287
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:35,344
THAT EVEN HIS BONES
ARE A RICH CARAMEL BROWN.

288
00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:37,068
WOW.
WOW.

289
00:13:37,137 --> 00:13:39,448
HIS MOTHER MUST
BE SOPROUD.

290
00:13:39,517 --> 00:13:41,896
PLEASE, PEOPLE, PLEASE.

291
00:13:41,965 --> 00:13:44,413
THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF TIME
TO ADMIRE MY BODY THIS WEEKEND

292
00:13:44,482 --> 00:13:47,310
AT MY ANNUAL SUMMER SHINDIG.

293
00:13:47,379 --> 00:13:50,034
[EXCITED CHEERING]

294
00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:52,827
[ALL GASPING]

295
00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:57,965
WOW, PATRICK, AN INVITATION
TO OUR FIRST SUMMER SHINDIG.

296
00:13:58,034 --> 00:14:00,413
AND HERE IT IS.

297
00:14:00,482 --> 00:14:01,931
[GROANING]

298
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,620
CAN I HELP YOU
LITTLE FELLA?

299
00:14:04,689 --> 00:14:06,551
IT SEEMS TO BE STUCK.

300
00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:09,172
YEAH, I DON'T THINK
THIS IS YOUR TYPE OF PARTY.

301
00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:11,310
I DON'T WANNA
EMBARRASS YOU GUYS...

302
00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:13,517
HEY, EVERYONE,
CHECK THIS OUT.

303
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,206
...BUT THIS PARTY IS
FOR THE PIGMENTALLY GIFTED.

304
00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:20,517
SpongeBob: MUST BE
THIS TAN TO ENTER.

305
00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:23,241
AND YOUR SKIN IS AS LIGHT
AND SMOOTH AS A...

306
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:24,275
WELL, AS A BABY'S BOTTOM.

307
00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:28,034
[CROWD LAUGHING]

308
00:14:28,103 --> 00:14:30,000
WHY, THANK YOU.

309
00:14:30,068 --> 00:14:32,896
WE DID PUT ON A FEW EXTRA
COATS OF SUNSCREEN TODAY.

310
00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:33,551
IN FACT...

311
00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:37,448
IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER COAT.

312
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:42,034
WE'VE GOTTA LOOK OUR BEST.

313
00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:44,482
[COUGHS]: LOSERS.

314
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,034
[ALL LAUGHING]

315
00:14:46,103 --> 00:14:47,689
YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY PARTY

316
00:14:47,758 --> 00:14:49,034
...WITHOUT A TAN.

317
00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:57,931
THERE, NOW THAT WE'VE TURNED
YOUR ROCK INTO A TANNING BED

318
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,068
WE'RE SURE TO GET TAN
ENOUGH FOR THE PARTY.

319
00:15:00,137 --> 00:15:02,068
LET'S JUST TEST IT
OUT FIRST TO BE SURE.

320
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,586
OOH.
OOH.

321
00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:11,034
[TIMER DINGS]

322
00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:14,551
HOORAY.
HOORAY.

323
00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:16,241
[BOTH LAUGHING]

324
00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:17,448
ME FIRST,
ME FIRST.

325
00:15:23,896 --> 00:15:25,827
[TIMER DINGS]

326
00:15:25,896 --> 00:15:26,965
[SIZZLING]

327
00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:31,586
OOH-HOO, PATRICK,
HOW DO YOU FEEL?

328
00:15:31,655 --> 00:15:33,827
LIKE ONE OF THOSE
HIP, YOUNG, OLD FOLKS

329
00:15:33,896 --> 00:15:35,896
FROM A SODA COMMERCIAL.

330
00:15:35,965 --> 00:15:36,896
IT'S RADICAL.

331
00:15:36,965 --> 00:15:39,000
[♪...]

332
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:39,896
RADICAL.

333
00:15:39,965 --> 00:15:41,620
[GULPING]

334
00:15:41,689 --> 00:15:42,965
DRINK IT.

335
00:15:43,034 --> 00:15:44,448
MY TURN.

336
00:15:47,551 --> 00:15:50,068
REMEMBER, PATRICK,
15 SECONDS EXACTLY.

337
00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:51,827
GOT YA.

338
00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:54,000
15 SECONDS GIVE OR
TAKE A FEW MINUTES.

339
00:15:54,068 --> 00:15:55,172
NO-NO, PATRICK!

340
00:15:55,241 --> 00:15:56,758
15 SECONDS EXACTLY.

341
00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:58,068
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT...

342
00:16:02,103 --> 00:16:03,724
IT'S WORKING.

343
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,482
[GASPS]

344
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,206
OK, PATRICK, I'M DONE.

345
00:16:11,275 --> 00:16:13,103
PATRICK... PATRICK?

346
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,862
ARE YOU THERE?

347
00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:16,379
...PATRICK?

348
00:16:16,448 --> 00:16:18,068
WHAT?

349
00:16:18,137 --> 00:16:20,310
DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING? HM.[MUSIC PLAYS]

350
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:21,965
Girls: [GIGGLING]:
HEY, THERE.

351
00:16:22,034 --> 00:16:23,862
IS THAT TANFOR US?

352
00:16:23,931 --> 00:16:24,827
WHAT?

353
00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:29,689
SpongeBob: UH, PATRICK?

354
00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:31,689
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GET OUT.

355
00:16:34,241 --> 00:16:36,068
French Man: TWO HOURS LATER.

356
00:16:36,137 --> 00:16:39,103
Girls: [LAUGHING] OHH...

357
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,896
DO YOU REALLY
HAVE TO GO, PATRICK?

358
00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:41,862
AFRAID SO.

359
00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:43,103
BYE, GIRLS.

360
00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:45,310
All: BYE, PAT.

361
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,862
Girl: OH, HE'S
SO LEATHERY.

362
00:16:47,931 --> 00:16:49,137
[PATRICK SIGHS]

363
00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:58,862
WELL, PATRICK, HOW DO I LOOK?

364
00:16:58,931 --> 00:16:59,862
Patrick: AHH!

365
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,137
[SCREAMING]

366
00:17:01,206 --> 00:17:03,482
OH, IT'S YOU.

367
00:17:03,551 --> 00:17:06,310
YOU DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD.

368
00:17:06,379 --> 00:17:08,172
WHAT, WHAT,
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

369
00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:09,068
SEE FOR YOURSELF.

370
00:17:09,137 --> 00:17:11,034
[SCREAMS]

371
00:17:11,103 --> 00:17:13,448
I MUST'VE BEEN UNDER
THE TANNING MACHINE TOO LONG.

372
00:17:13,517 --> 00:17:16,103
[CRYING]

373
00:17:16,172 --> 00:17:17,793
EW, WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA DO?

374
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:18,965
I'LL ASK SQUIDWARD.

375
00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:20,310
HE'S ALWAYS SO HELPFUL.

376
00:17:20,379 --> 00:17:22,379
HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.

377
00:17:22,448 --> 00:17:24,379
SpongeBob:
HI, SQUIDWARD.

378
00:17:24,448 --> 00:17:26,620
WHAT IS IT NOW SPONGE... AHH!

379
00:17:26,689 --> 00:17:28,620
GHOST!

380
00:17:28,689 --> 00:17:31,413
I'M SORRY I WAS SO MEAN TO
YOU WHILE YOU WERE ALIVE.

381
00:17:31,482 --> 00:17:33,275
PLEASE DON'T HAUNT ME.

382
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,896
OH, I'M NOT A GHOST, SQUIDWARD.

383
00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:37,034
[LAUGHING]: BAH...

384
00:17:37,103 --> 00:17:40,034
I USED PATRICK'S TANNING BOOTH
AND I STAYED UNDER TOO LONG.

385
00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:41,931
[LAUGHING]: HA,
HA, HA, HA, HA.

386
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,241
OH, THIS IS
TOO PRECIOUS.

387
00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:46,413
YOU'RE SUN BLEACHED.

388
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,655
[LAUGHING]

389
00:17:48,724 --> 00:17:51,344
LOOKS LIKE YOU WON'T
BE AT THE PARTY.

390
00:17:51,413 --> 00:17:53,344
[LAUGHING]

391
00:17:53,413 --> 00:17:55,034
Squidward: HA,
HA, HA, HA.

392
00:17:55,103 --> 00:17:57,448
SUN BLEACHED.

393
00:17:57,517 --> 00:17:59,241
[SIGHS][LAUGHING
CONTINUES]

394
00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:01,931
NOW I'LL NEVER GET
INTO THAT PARTY.

395
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,103
HEY, THAT'S
QUITTER TALK, MISTER.

396
00:18:04,172 --> 00:18:05,896
YOU'RE GOING TO
THAT PARTY TONIGHT.

397
00:18:05,965 --> 00:18:06,965
WHAT YOU NEED...

398
00:18:07,034 --> 00:18:08,724
IS A MAKEOVER.

399
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:13,931
[WHISTLING]

400
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,206
[GRUNTS]

401
00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:18,482
[HUMMING] HMM... HM.

402
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:23,241
A LITTLE KELP JERKY?

403
00:18:24,862 --> 00:18:26,103
OPEN WIDE.

404
00:18:27,896 --> 00:18:29,482
SpongeBob: AH, AH?

405
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:34,758
[SCREAMS]

406
00:18:37,068 --> 00:18:38,137
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

407
00:18:38,206 --> 00:18:40,310
[SCREAMS]

408
00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:43,517
I LOOK... AMAZING.

409
00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:45,275
TIME TO GO TO THE PARTY.

410
00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:51,413
AW, WHAT A CUTE
"WITTLE" BABY.

411
00:18:51,482 --> 00:18:53,206
COOCHIE COOCHIE...MONSTER!

412
00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:55,310
[SCREAMS]

413
00:18:55,379 --> 00:18:58,034
AH, YOU... [GRUNTING]

414
00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,827
[PANTING]

415
00:18:59,896 --> 00:19:01,724
WELL, HEY, BUDDY.

416
00:19:01,793 --> 00:19:03,103
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
COULD USE AN ICE CREAM.

417
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,137
[SLURPING...]

418
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,275
OH, YEAH, THAT HIT THE SPOT.

419
00:19:14,344 --> 00:19:15,965
Patrick: ONE CARMEL
SUNDAE, PLEASE.

420
00:19:19,103 --> 00:19:22,172
OH, I THINK YOU'LL
HAVE TO GO TO THE
PARTY WITHOUT ME, PATRICK.

421
00:19:22,241 --> 00:19:25,551
THERE'S JUST NO WAY I CAN GET
THAT GOLDEN BROWN IN TIME.

422
00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:29,448
BUT THAT'S NO REASON
YOU SHOULDN'T GO... OW!

423
00:19:29,517 --> 00:19:31,241
PATRICK,
WHY DID YOU...
CAN'T TALK,WORKING.

424
00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:32,103
NO, REALLY, PATRICK,
WHY DID YOU...

425
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:36,896
UGH, I FEEL STICKY.

426
00:19:36,965 --> 00:19:37,758
TAKE A LOOK.

427
00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:40,758
WHOO!

428
00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:43,379
THANKS,
PATRICK... [GRUNTS]

429
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:45,241
UH, I'M STUCK.

430
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,896
[MUSIC AND BACKGROUND CHATTER]

431
00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:52,448
[BELL DINGS]

432
00:19:54,586 --> 00:19:55,793
Craig: NICE JOB, MA'AM.

433
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,241
JOIN THE PARTY.

434
00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:58,896
[BABY CRIES]
AHEM, BUT, UH...

435
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,103
THE BABY'S GONNA
HAVE TO WAIT OUTSIDE.

436
00:20:01,172 --> 00:20:02,896
BUT HE'S THE PERFECT SHADE
OF "TROPICAL TODDLER".

437
00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:05,655
YES, BUT...

438
00:20:06,862 --> 00:20:09,620
[GASPS] TYLER, HOW COULD YOU?

439
00:20:09,689 --> 00:20:11,413
NOW DON'T WORRY, MA'AM.

440
00:20:11,482 --> 00:20:13,103
HE CAN WAIT OUT HERE
WITH THE OTHER REJECTS.

441
00:20:15,724 --> 00:20:17,551
OH, NO TEARS, SON,
WE'LL GET IN NEXT YEAR.

442
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:19,275
NEXT?

443
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,172
HEY, HEY...
[CHUCKLES]: HEY-HEY-HEY.

444
00:20:21,241 --> 00:20:22,896
LOOKS LIKE YOU
TWO TOOK MY ADVICE.

445
00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:23,965
NICE JOB, GENTLEMEN

446
00:20:24,034 --> 00:20:26,689
COME ON IN.

447
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,448
[♪...]

448
00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:31,103
[CHEERING AND WHOOPING]

449
00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:33,689
Craig: ALL RIGHT,
PARTY PEOPLE.

450
00:20:33,758 --> 00:20:35,620
IT'S TIME TO
ROLL OUT THE PORTABLES.

451
00:20:55,310 --> 00:20:58,275
OH, NO,
CARAMEL HARDENING.

452
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,448
GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

453
00:21:00,517 --> 00:21:02,103
[BELL DINGS]

454
00:21:02,172 --> 00:21:03,862
[GRUNTING]
PATRICK?

455
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,275
WHAT?

456
00:21:05,344 --> 00:21:06,413
CAN I GET A LITTLE
HELP HERE?

457
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,068
OH, SURE THING, PAL.

458
00:21:08,137 --> 00:21:09,965
HEY, EVERYBODY,
MAKE SOME ROOM.

459
00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:11,862
THE FLOOR'S ALL YOURS.

460
00:21:11,931 --> 00:21:13,620
KNOCK 'EM DEAD, KID.

461
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:14,689
NO, PATRICK, I... [SIGHS].

462
00:21:14,758 --> 00:21:16,103
[NERVOUS CHUCKLE]

463
00:21:19,137 --> 00:21:19,827
[ALL GASP]

464
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,137
SO BRIGHT.

465
00:21:25,206 --> 00:21:26,241
HONEY, LOOK AWAY.

466
00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:27,517
[GROANING]

467
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,310
SpongeBob:
EH, HEH-HEH.

468
00:21:34,379 --> 00:21:36,137
[SARCASTIC]: NICE JOB.

469
00:21:36,206 --> 00:21:37,827
Australian Fish: YOUR
HIDEOUSLY WHITE SKIN

470
00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:39,620
JUST RUINED THE PARTY-
LOOK AT YOU.

471
00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,206
...DO YOU HUG YOUR
MOTHER WITH THAT SKIN?

472
00:21:41,275 --> 00:21:42,724
[CROWD GRUMBLES LOUDLY]

473
00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:47,482
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS
GUY CRASHED YOUR PARTY?

474
00:21:47,551 --> 00:21:48,448
CRAIG?

475
00:21:50,068 --> 00:21:53,793
I HAVE SEEN THIS
ONLY ONE OTHER TIME.

476
00:21:53,862 --> 00:21:55,517
IT'S THE ULTIMATE TAN.

477
00:21:55,586 --> 00:21:56,310
HE'S...

478
00:21:58,379 --> 00:22:00,034
...SUN BLEACHED.

479
00:22:00,103 --> 00:22:00,724
[ALL GASP]

480
00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:06,206
[GASPS] SUN BLEACHED?

481
00:22:06,275 --> 00:22:07,551
THIS YOUNG MAN...
[CLEARS THROAT]

482
00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:09,586
THIS YOUNG HERO

483
00:22:09,655 --> 00:22:11,965
SHOULD BE PRAISED
FOR HIS DEDICATION

484
00:22:12,034 --> 00:22:13,586
TO "TAN-LINESS".

485
00:22:13,655 --> 00:22:15,517
HOORAY.

486
00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:17,137
[CROWD CHEERS]

487
00:22:17,206 --> 00:22:19,103
IF YOU GUYS ARE FEELIN' IT

488
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,344
WE SHOULD ALL FOLLOW
IN HIS FOOTSTEPS.

489
00:22:21,413 --> 00:22:24,137
[CHEERING]

490
00:22:24,206 --> 00:22:26,000
Craig: FRANKIE, CRANK IT UP.

491
00:22:31,275 --> 00:22:32,793
French Man: TWO HOURS LATER.

492
00:22:35,379 --> 00:22:37,103
[SIZZLING]

493
00:22:37,172 --> 00:22:39,448
BUT PATRICK,
DO YOU THINK MAYBE

494
00:22:39,517 --> 00:22:40,724
TOO MUCH SUN
IS A BAD THING?

495
00:22:43,068 --> 00:22:44,413
Patrick: WHATEVER.

496
00:22:44,482 --> 00:22:45,896
I JUST GO
WITH THE FLOW.

497
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,655
[♪...]

498
00:23:30,241 --> 00:23:32,000
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]